The Quote Book

Self-explanatory, I should really keep track of some unforgettable, classic, genuine conversations here:

-----------------------3/18/2012-----------------------

White Noise

DancerNboardr408 (1:08:27 AM): would you happen to know
DancerNboardr408 (1:08:27 AM): if
DancerNboardr408 (1:08:34 AM): we can download this?
tandks85 (1:08:53 AM): I honestly do not know but I can gurantee you that some nigguh right now is recording this
DancerNboardr408 (1:09:05 AM): haahahaa
tandks85 (1:09:06 AM): and when that gets released you and I will be on that like hot pancakes
DancerNboardr408 (1:09:12 AM): LOL
DancerNboardr408 (1:09:16 AM): hot pancakes.
tandks85 (1:09:26 AM): i want some meow
DancerNboardr408 (1:09:30 AM): LOL
DancerNboardr408 (1:09:37 AM): and Im the one whose faded...
tandks85 (1:09:43 AM): who smiles alot
DancerNboardr408 (1:09:46 AM): who"s
DancerNboardr408 (1:09:56 AM): lol
tandks85 (1:09:59 AM): LOLOLOL
DancerNboardr408 (1:10:00 AM): not really
tandks85 (1:10:07 AM): 10 second delay response ftw
DancerNboardr408 (1:10:12 AM): HAHAHA
DancerNboardr408 (1:10:14 AM): damn it...

-----------------------3/18/2012-----------------------

Home Drunk Home

Khoi Nguyen:

Alright homie
Sweet dreams man
Get home ...
err in bed safe
Tje fuk ma I saying?

Tan Le:
jesus christ khoi LOL
-----------------------3/18/2012-----------------------

Electric Daisy Nipples

T: just imagine EDC meow
shit's gonna be cray
im gonna be running around shirtless with neon yellow nips
A: LOLLLLL body paint?
T: YOU AIN'T DOWN!
A: you're a slut
LOLL
T: only for that night lol
A: AHHAHHA well put
for the weekend*
-----------------------1/13/2009-----------------------

The JB Effect

hella agg (12:16:01 AM): who works
hella agg (12:16:05 AM): in the office
TanDKS85 (12:16:07 AM): OH
hella agg (12:16:07 AM): random cute girl?
TanDKS85 (12:16:09 AM): ugh
TanDKS85 (12:16:12 AM): random cute girl
TanDKS85 (12:16:14 AM): (assuming)
hella agg (12:16:16 AM): go for it tan
hella agg (12:16:17 AM): is she 16
hella agg (12:16:18 AM): haha
TanDKS85 (12:16:20 AM): 18
TanDKS85 (12:16:21 AM): o_o
TanDKS85 (12:16:22 AM): LOL
hella agg (12:16:23 AM): aw
hella agg (12:16:24 AM): too old for you

-----------------------11/20/2011-----------------------

Gender Role Exchange

bboyKdash (1:20:31 PM): F***
bboyKdash (1:20:35 PM): I'm getting completrely lazy
bboyKdash (1:20:38 PM): How's homework?
bboyKdash (1:20:41 PM): Am I bothhering you?
tandks85 (1:20:42 PM): hahah
bboyKdash (1:20:43 PM): Do I sound like a girl?

-----------------------2/1/2012-----------------------

Asian Confusion

hella agg (1:33:08 AM): well the first thing i was thinking of is banh gio
tandks85 (1:33:24 AM): banh gio is something else.
hella agg (1:33:28 AM): right
hella agg (1:33:29 AM): these are like
hella agg (1:33:30 AM): mini versions
hella agg (1:33:31 AM): i think
hella agg (1:33:34 AM): and you eat it with fish sauce
hella agg (1:33:35 AM): or something
tandks85 (1:33:48 AM): OHHHH
tandks85 (1:33:52 AM): I KNOWWW
tandks85 (1:33:57 AM): sometimes there fucking
tandks85 (1:34:00 AM): shrimp in there too
hella agg (1:34:00 AM): they're kind of like
hella agg (1:34:01 AM): bite size
hella agg (1:34:02 AM): YES'
hella agg (1:34:02 AM): SHRIMP
tandks85 (1:34:03 AM): with the hard shell
tandks85 (1:34:04 AM): YESSS
tandks85 (1:34:06 AM): lmfao
hella agg (1:34:06 AM): WHAT IS THAT
tandks85 (1:34:12 AM): FUCKKKK my mom is sleeping
hella agg (1:34:15 AM): lolol


-----------------------11/22/2011-----------------------

A Universe's Afterthought

T: So what do you think about our universe, Kathy?
K: Well we are something that came from something that had to be something when something was something.
Right?
T: Yeah, something like that haha.

-----------------------3/21/2012-----------------------

Mandling Business

12:55 PM Duy Quoc Le --CNTR
Dude if you were here
12:55 PM Duy Quoc Le --CNTR
we could MANDLE

-----------------------3/26/2012-----------------------

Eureka

Tan Le --CNTR
welp there's the answer we have been waiting for


2:16 PMDuy Quoc Le --CNTR
What answer?

2:17 PMTan Le --CNTR
james sent out an email
check it
it's actually feasible

2:19 PM Duy Quoc Le --CNTR

I WAS rIGHT
SCheduled PUSH!!!
DU MA!

2:19 PMTan Le --CNTR
goood shit son

2:19 PMDuy Quoc Le --CNTRI
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I SAID THAT!

2:20 PMTan Le --CNTR
lololoo

2:20 PMDuy Quoc Le --CNTR
GiVE ME HIS PAYCHECK!

2:20 PMTan Le --CNTR
desktop engineer in the house?


2:20 PMDuy Quoc Le --CNTR
I FUCKING CALLE DTHAT SHIT

-----------------------5/14/2012-----------------------
The High Effect
hella agg (10:28:45 PM): you seemed like you were having a good time lol
tandks85 (10:28:50 PM): hahaha
tandks85 (10:28:54 PM): i really was
tandks85 (10:28:59 PM): beats drinking for sure
tandks85 (10:29:33 PM): i ended up in a 3 way video conference with her and her other gal friend
tandks85 (10:29:36 PM): we were all baked tandks85 (10:29:38 PM): shit was hilarious tandks85 (10:30:07 PM): never hugged/snuggled a roll of paper towels so passionately before tandks85 (10:30:09 PM): LOL
hella agg (10:31:03 PM): looool
-----------------------6/14/2012-----------------------
Steps 1, 3, and 2.
tandks85 (4:46:24 AM): i just found out the proper way
tandks85 (4:46:27 AM): to care for your mouth
tandks85 (4:46:48 AM): apparently you have to use mouth rinse AFTER brushing
tandks85 (4:47:03 AM): wtf? I thought you do it after flossing .___.
hella agg (4:47:20 AM): ...
hella agg (4:47:23 AM): how did you just find this out lolol
tandks85 (4:47:41 AM): LOL, there is science behind this too
tandks85 (4:47:42 AM): fml.
tandks85 (4:47:48 AM): cause i was taking a dump
tandks85 (4:47:52 AM): and reading the directions
tandks85 (4:47:54 AM): on the fucking
tandks85 (4:47:56 AM): mouth-rinse
tandks85 (4:48:03 AM): and it said to rinse AFTER brushing
tandks85 (4:48:06 AM): i was so befuddled
tandks85 (4:48:13 AM): so i went online to do my research
tandks85 (4:48:15 AM): and it was confirmed
tandks85 (4:48:22 AM): fml. all these fucking years erick
hella agg (4:48:55 AM): looool
-----------------------6/13/2012-----------------------
Unconventional Methodologies
tandks85 (1:45:34 PM): sometimes i don't even vacumm
tandks85 (1:45:39 PM): i lint roller my whole room
DancerNboardr408 (1:45:43 PM): okay
tandks85 (1:45:45 PM): LOL
DancerNboardr408 (1:45:46 PM): youre officially a freak
DancerNboardr408 (1:45:52 PM): this is going on facebook
DancerNboardr408 (1:45:54 PM): im sorry
DancerNboardr408 (1:45:57 PM): LOL
tandks85 (1:45:59 PM): yknow. sometimes those vacumm can't pick up the things you want it to pick up tandks85 (1:46:02 PM): LMAO
tandks85 (1:46:03 PM): fuuuuuuu
DancerNboardr408 (1:47:52 PM): BUAHAHAA
-----------------------6/19/2012-----------------------
One Step too Late
tandks85 (2:46:40 AM): remember that fart i delievered one night?

hella agg (2:46:45 AM): yes
hella agg (2:46:47 AM): it was horrible
tandks85 (2:47:02 AM): i think i'm about to having another "moment"
hella agg (2:47:08 AM): wut
hella agg (2:47:17 AM): you're gonna fart?
hella agg (2:47:17 AM): haha
tandks85 (2:47:35 AM): i always try to run outside my room but sometimes i am one step too late.
hella agg (2:47:41 AM): LOL
-----------------------7/31/2012-----------------------

Hopeless Romantics
hella agg (6:41:51 PM): i'm just the kind of person that likes to do these things face to face, you know?
tandks85 (6:41:58 PM): welll i do too
hella agg (6:42:09 PM): we're romantics tan
hella agg (6:42:09 PM): ahah

tandks85 (6:42:26 PM): fuck we are.
tandks85 (6:42:29 PM): god damnit


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